Mega Python vs. Gatoroid Mega Action!

BARRY CHEUNG
Staff Writer

The Asylum’s monster disaster film Mega Python vs. Gatoroid incorporates dry humor into a story about enormous reptiles that engage in combat in the Everglades.

Its mind-blowing and senseless logic stands out the most. There is no clear logic behind gators growing into massive sizes after devouring deceased chickens implanted with steroids. It made me want to stop watching halfway if it weren’t for the expected action and fight scenes which never occurred. Interestingly enough, the fact that snake heads live and defend themselves an hour after their beheaded deaths is true not only in movies.

The major problem in this movie was the lack of character development. Starting with over multiple characters, the film killed them off one by one with 5-minute time intervals between each death. Lacking emotion, these deaths were unmemorable because their characters had no development.

If you are a person who typically enjoys or endures most movies whether they are terrific or terrible, then this motion picture is a perfect fit for you.