Things Not to Do on a Date

 

JANET YU Opinions Editor

 

In a frenzy to find a date for Valentine’s Day and prom, I have gone through many hangouts to find the “perfect” date. Unfortunately, none of them ended too well. One of the worst ones happened around last week. There are many things a person can do to ruin a date. One of the most important things people should know is that they should never, I repeat, never try to kiss their date within the first few minutes of meeting them. Not even on the cheek. You just met them, what the heck? Also, being immature is not attractive. Someone who yells “penis” in a busy street is not someone I would ever want to be associated with. Racist jokes are also not appreciated. If you aren’t Japanese, don’t try to bow to the sushi chefs. If you’re trying to impress someone, it is suggested that you remember where you parked. It is ridiculous to lose your car and spend about an hour trying to remember where you parked. You could at least offer to pay for my Uber I had to take home after you lost your Honda that you said was a Mercedes. I’m still looking for a prom date!