In Other News
In Other News
Compiled by AISHANI SELLATHURAI Editor in Chief
-Police Lure Pig With Doritos-
-Drunk Bird Causes Traffic Jam-
-Fortune Cookie Helps Man Win $1 Million-
-Murderer Hiding in Freezer Dies-
-Man Shoots Cousin Over Potato Chips-
-Customer Microwaves Urine-
-Repealment of Gas Taxes-
-Explosives From WWll Used As Garden Decorations-
-NY Fixes Typo in Bridge-
-Shark Charged with Robbery-